Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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