we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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