HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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