sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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