Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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