It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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