Yo dont text me then not text me
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Randomize
