hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize
