All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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