Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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