none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
i think i just lost a toe
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Randomize
