What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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