can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
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