I'm jealous of your bromance
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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