You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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