i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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