glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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