Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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