WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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