Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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