come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
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