But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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