He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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