I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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