feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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