we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
We are two peas in an std pod
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
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