Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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