There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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