Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I take back everything I said about communal showers
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
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