these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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