what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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