New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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