Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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