I think I died a long time ago.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Someone came in the potted fern
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Randomize
