there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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