like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
My feet surprised me
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