i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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