careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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