ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
should my penis look like a turkey
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Randomize
