Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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