I don't think brook has ever known best
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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