I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
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