he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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