She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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