its not stalking. its research.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
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