I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Randomize
