he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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