We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Randomize
