I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
that's an acceptable place to lick
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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