I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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